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Halo
movie trailer - The first look at Halo
the movie.
Sunday 18
Jan, 2009
Looks
like we are in store for something quite
phenomenal here and and Halo the movie
is on its way, with unknown South
African Director Neil Blomkamp (the guy
that did that really cool Citroen
advert) at the helm this looks like it
could very easily be a disaster. Peter
Jackson is producing and has insisted
that Blomkamp is up to the task as
Director. By the looks of the trailer I
think he just might be. Halo the movie
will not focus around the character of
Master Chief!..............
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Year One - Jack Black -2min Trailer
Monday Feb 9, 2009
This is the first
trailer for Year One, the new comedy staring Jack Black
and Michael Cera (The dude from superbad) This movie
looks to be set as this years favorite with an all star
cast including footballer Vinnie
Jones and Simpson's Voice guy
Hank
Azaria. Year one is directed by none other than
Ghostbusters "Egon" actor
Harold
Ramis who also brought us Groundhog day. Year one is
set for release on the 19th of June 2009 and
judging by this trailer It looks like its going to be
very funny.

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Land of the Lost
movie trailer - Will Ferrall
Thurs Feb
5, 2009
This
looks pretty cool even
though it does look like the
next summer
hit for the kids. Will Feral
is a funny guy and no matter
what kind of piece of shit
movie he's in, it always
manages to hit the funny
bone. This movie looks like
a cross between lost in
space and clash of the
titans or one of those other
"dinorama" movies. Like the
one with the giant crabs!
that was cool. Does anyone
know what that movie was
called? Post the answer in
the comments box on
this page

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Transformers 2 Trailer!
The Real Deal!
Tuesday Feb 3, 2009
Check
this out. It looks soo
amazing. I just got this
from a source on Twitter.
The transformers 2 trailer
is insane! Michael Bay has
really done it this time
with this amazing looking
trailer. Jeez I cant wait!

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Echelon
Conspiracy - Movie Trailer.
Saturday 31 Jan, 2009
future, makes
money come flying out of
slot machines and tries to
kill him, A little better
than the new I phone Eh?.
The world has been taken
over by big brother and its
become very difficult to do
anything interesting without
being spied on by the
elusive eye. There are some
pretty good people in
Echelon Conspiracy, Martin
Sheen, Ving Rhames and some
guy called Shane West who
apparently was in ER, I
wouldn't know I never watch
that show. This movie does
look quite good, but it does
seem to remind me a little
of the Borne movies.
And with a title like
Echelon Conspiracy it
doesn't exactly ooze
originality. Oh well the
trailer isn't bad so Enjoy!

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District B13,
Ultimatum - A new French action
star? Pa Core, Hardcore!
Saturday Jan 24, 2009
Who
this looks super hardcore!
Although the world has never seen a
proper French action star. I guess
the closed we got was Jean Claude
van Damme ! District B13 is a action
film staring French Pa Core Legend
Cyril Raffaelli.
For those of you who are un-aware of
the street phenomenon Pa Core then
this is the movie to watch. Pa Core
is the incredibly dangerous activity
of jumping from building to
building, and is a sort of a real
life Batman - Spiderman urban
marathon. Remember the beginning of
Casino Royal? Well that's Pa Core.
Yes there are people (Mainly in
France) who lace up their Nike's and
hop from rooftop to rooftop in an
acrobatic display of insanity. Many
Have died practicing this "sport"
and a lot of cities have illegalized
it. District B13 looks like a new
era of action film but it was
actually made in 2004 so it is
available on DVD and available
below.

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500 days of Summer
trailer - New movie trailers
Tuesday Jan 20, 2009
500
days of summer? Oh lordy lord!
Another schmaltzy, heart warming
American pile of poo! How many of
these young adult love stories does
Hollywood need to pump out every
year to satisfy the obviously
growing market for unbearable chick
flicks? 500 days of summer is yet
another one of these tear making
factories featuring 3rd rock from
the suns "Tommy" who plays a very
different role here as a guy called
Tom, Surprised?
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
who is obviously in love with the
chick from Yes Man, weird ass named
Zooey Deschanel, Not Decimal! Or
Decibel! Deschanel! Who play the
part of Summer! 500 days of summer?
get it? Pardon the pun everyone but
this seems a little lame if you ask
me. 500 days of summer is not the
only movie scheduled to expose our
favorite TV alien, Joseph Gordon-Levitt
is also set to play
the part of Cobra ..........

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Halo movie trailer - The
first look at Halo the movie.
Sunday 18 Jan, 2009
Looks
like we are in store for something
quite phenomenal here and and Halo
the movie is on its way, with
unknown South African Director Neil
Blomkamp (the guy that did that
really cool Citroen advert) at the
helm this looks like it could very
easily be a disaster. Peter Jackson
is producing and has insisted that
Blomkamp is up to the task as
Director. By the looks of the
trailer I think he just might be.
Halo the movie will not focus around
the character of Master Chief!
Little is known about the story line
and internet nerds all over the
place are watching bungies every
move to catch a sniff of what Halo
the movie might hold. The halo movie
will be co produced by Microsoft,
guess that's a good way to.......

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The Informers Red
Band Trailer - Mickey Rourke
Again
Friday Jan 16, 2009
The
informers red band trailer
is here. It seems like
Mickey Rourke might be
overdoing it a bit. Yeah He
was great in the wrestler
but have some dignity! He
seems to be very quickly
falling into the same roles
he was doing before. The bad
ass hit man type has been
overdone already and is the
reason why he went south in
the first place. The
Informers looks like quite a
good film and sees the
return of another lost face
Winona Ryder. The
kleptomaniac beauty hasn't
been in a movie since A
scanner darkly and really
should show her face more
often. This Red Band Trailer
was banned from TV for very
obvious .......

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Last house on the
left Trailer - Too many spoilers
Monday 12 Jan, 2009
last
house on the left is a
remake of the Was Craven
Classic is set to scare the
crap out of you some time
this year. Although we don't
really need to go see the
film anymore because the
trailer gives away the
entire story. Girl and Boy
get involved with bad ass
gagster types, gangster
types shoot girl and go to
the nearest house (The last
house on the left!) to get
out of the rain. House
belongs to the girls
parents. Girl comes home
with bullet wound. Dad finds
out who did it, and beats
the living Be-Jesus out of
them. Whew! That was a mouth
full, but now you have no
need to see it either. The
dudes head in the microwave
bit seems al least mildly
entertaining. Lets see what
comes of it. The last house
on the left is only the 2nd
film to be directed by
"Hardcore" director Dennis
Iliadis. Sounds Greek to me.
Last house on the left
features no well known
actors mostly TV stars and
has beans. I'm sure this
will revive the Wes Craven
version that is actually
very watch able.

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Franklyn Trailer -Uber Arty Fart
Saturday 10 Jan, 2009
Jeez
this looks like a
pretentious pile of crap!
Pretty boy, pretend actor
Ryan Phillippe dons a cheesy
looking nightmare before
Christmas mask and runs
around in this sci-fi/period
drama action. Although the
art design looks pretty cool
I think we've seen this kind
of thing before with V for
vendetta. Although this time
the anti-hero looks like a
bad scarecrow impersonator.
I wish Batman would swoop in
and nail ..........

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G.I. Joe Movie Featurette - And
first Snake Eyes sc
Thursday 8 January, 2009
Its
amazing to see what lengths
promoters will go to to get
the message out there.
Creative advertising is
becoming more competitive
everyday with advertising
hotshots constantly striving
to "out-pitch" the next guy.
In which board room meeting
did they decide to release
Finding Nemo sushi? That
must have been an
interesting fly on the wall
experience. In this
dog eat dog world of who's
the latest flavor some truly
imaginative things emerge.
These images portray the
amazing lengths that ad guys
have to go to.

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Watchmen
Featurette - 4min on the new
movie
Tuesday 6 January, 2009
They
said
Watchmen
was the un-make able graphic
novel.
The classic comic book has
now been turned into a film
by
Zack
Snyder
(The guy that did 300).
Watchmen
is said to be this years big
release and has had a huge
amount of interest
everywhere on the internet.
It looks pretty good, but I
cant help but feel by
looking at the trailer that
it might have a bit too much
Buffy the vampire
slayer in it. I'm really
not sure if I'm not really
interested in some superhero
chicks relationship with her
mother. Did
the Dark Knight
have any of these silly side
stories? Did
Iron man
have some soap opera type
story string? I think not!
Anyhow
Watchmen
is due for general release
on the 6th of March 2009. It
will be interesting to see
what the critics think.
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Streetfighter: The Legend of
Chun-Li Japanese Trailer
Sunday 4 January, 2009
Streetfighter
2 : Legend of Chun-Li
. Wow! This
clip is pretty new I think.
The oldest results on
Youtube are 5 days ago. The
Beautiful
Kristin Kreuk
has been cast as
Chun-Li
with Green Mile Big guy
Michael Clarke Duncan
in the role of
Balrog.
It kind of looks like
Bloodsport
3 meats
Hero.
Although no release date has
been set (According to imdb)
it looks like Japanese
cinema goers will get it a
bit earlier than everyone
else. It asks the question.
Was it filmed in Japanese
and dubbed into English? Or
was it the other way round?

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Terminator 4 Salvation
Official trailer - Christian
Bale
Saturday January 3, 2009
Yeah!
Looks like they are
re-inventing the
Terminator
movies.
Terminator 3
wasn't bad, gut it didn't
quite feel like a proper
terminator movie.
Christian Bale
has been cast as the part of
John Connor.
Bale is generally great, but
lets hope he doesn't go all
gruff like in Batman. He
sounded like he needed a
some cough medicine. Sadly
James Cameron
is not set to direct so this
movie could go either way.
Terminator Salvation
is currently in post
production and is set for
general release on May 22
2009. Lets hope this is
going to be good because we
all love a good
Terminator
movie! The
trailer looks awesome tho!

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Crank 2
Banned movie Trailer - Jason
Statham
Friday January 2, 2009
Oh
my god this looks hardcore!
The sequel the 2006 heart
pumping chaos inducing
action flick
Crank.
In
Crank
2
Jason Statham
returns, miraculously! This
movie looks hardcore. Maybe
its a pre-quel Who knows?
Because I seem to remember
Jason Statham
falling to his death from a
good few thousand feet or
so. Did he survive? Or has
he got 9 lives. This is
probably the most hardcore
movie trailer I've ever
seen! Naked chicks and all!

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Neo VS Robocop ! Feat -
Another WormyT Classic
Thursday January 1, 2009
I
just cant get enough of
WormyT's
video genius.
This guy has managed to put
together some of the most
stunningly cleaver videos.
Check this out,
Neo Vs
Robocop.
Robocop - Part man, part
machine, all cop. Neo Part
Man, part messiah all
stoner
surfer dude. WormyT
has pasted together scenes
from The first matrix and
probably bits from all the
Robocop
movies. Although it does
look a lot like most of the
Robocop
bits came from the first
movie. Cant help but
recognize
Peter Weller
in there. Its great! Have a
look! Oh well, all's all and
another year is upon us.
I managed to pull myself
away from the party to post
this update. DEDICATION!
Oh ! and Big it up To
Ryan who is sat in a pub
somewhere in London - Happy
New Year Mofo! It's new
years I'm allowed to use my
site for personal shout
outs!
Happy
new Years
Everybody! - TVterrorist out
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Ok maybe enough retro! I
will be posting a more
modern reference tomorrow.


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Heath Ledgers Last
Interview - James Dean
a-like
Tuesday 30, December
2008
This
is
Heath Ledgers
last interview.
Isn't it amazing how an
actor can come along, do
a few movies, not really
make that much of an
impact, do one movie,
blow the audience out of
their seats and then up
and die like the classic
28 curse portrays.
Heath Ledger
proved himself as a
great actor.
Brokeback mountain,
Lords of dog town,
the dark knight.
All phenomenal roles.
Its interesting to see
how many great stars
died so young, Marilyn
Munroe,
James Dean,
Janis Joplin,
Jimi Hendrix,
Jim Morrison
all died around that
age. Is it just a J
thing, or is it
something more sinister?
Heath Ledger
Doesn't have a J in his
name but he certainly
fits the profile. Maybe
there will be an update
on this site with a
dedication to the 28
curse. Its real!
There are others!
Robert Johnson!
Buddy Holly!
Jesus!
lol ... (He was 30)
apparently?

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Celebrity Put Downs with
Dennis Pennis
Sunday December 28, 2008
Dennis Pennis has been
around for quite some time.
I still remember seeing him
on a British youth interest
program 15 years ago and I
have a sneaking suspicion
that its really British
comedian Paul Kaye. Dennis
travels in the footsteps of
the Paparazzi, bumping into
celebrities and dishing them
all kinds of unexpected
dirt. Guess that makes him a
bit of a hero round these
parts. Keep an eye and check
out his other videos on
Youtube. Its worth a laugh
believe me.

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Free Movie Trailers
Tuesday
December 16, 2008
Watch the latest
movie trailers with this
random trailers player. Well
worth 15 minutes of kill
time, this widget plays
random movie trailers so
remember to check back so
you can see what's worth
seeing on the big screen.
Will keep looking for more
widgets and will post them
soon.


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Heads up junior! - George
W almost takes a shoe in the
face!
Sunday
December 14, 2008
George
Walker (Texas Ranger) Bush
was attacked by an Iraqi
reporter with a projectile
shoe today.
The former president of the
United States was giving a
press conference when a
insolent Iraqi member of the
press hurled his shoe
directly at the war
mongering oil hog. This
video shows that Bush has
actually been well trained
for this inevitability. With
reflexes like that I'm sure
he can dodge bullets. Its
amazing to think that this
was actually possible, what
with all the security now
days. The weapons of mass
destruction are hidden in
the Iraqis shoes George!
Although full marks to Mr.
Bush for handling it like a
pro. He didn't even flinch.
Except to get out of the way
that is.

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Celebrities without
makeup - Oh! What
Horrors Lay beneath
Friday
December 12, 2008
Wooha!
Who let the dogs out?
This video shows you
that makeup art must be
a specialist profession
because man these pic's
are rough. Its
interesting to see that
once the layers are
scraped away everyone is
pretty much a skin bag
full of bones at the end
of the day.

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David
Hasselhoff - Drunk Video
nasty.
Don't
hassle the Hoff - Unless
he's wasted!
Alcoholic burger abuser,
David Hasselhoff is the
most watched person in
TV History. But is he
the most drunk? You be
the judge with this
video shot by his
daughter. Seems sad that
his daughter felt she
needed to go to such
extremes to get the
message through to him.
Don't miss the bit with
the burger! lol

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Has Tom Cruise
Finally lost his mind?
Tom
Cruise is crazy! The
scientologist nutcase
can be seen on youtube
raving and ranting about
the most insane BS you
have ever heard. He gets
really aggressive at one
point. Check out the
video. It's interesting
to see how far down the
rabbit hole he really
is. Keep it up Tom!
Elron would be proud!

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