The Simpson’s say the darndest things. With 428 episodes available I’m sure they could write a pretty hefty book full of the greatest Simpson’s quotes of all time. Here are some of the best that I have been able to find. Enjoy! Its hilarious

Homer: Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose: it’s how drunk you get

Comic Book Guy: Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.

Homer: You don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way.

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HTML clipboardDavid Cronenberg’s movies are an acquired taste. Sure, lucid visions of typewriters turning into scarab beetles and people absorbing pistols into their stomachs might not be everybody’s taste, but it these imaginative ideas that have developed David Cronenberg into the director he is today. Although he has always made unique and interesting films, its taken him quite some time to find the right medium that appeals to the widest of markets. A history of violence was one of these examples. My dad enjoyed that immensely.  but he hated Naked Lunch (If you catch what I’m driving at). Naked Lunch was a great movie but only appealed to the smallest of markets. Most mainstream thinkers would consider the majority of Cronenberg films to be weird. True there are some pretty weird moments but if you watch and follow you will find that his movies really do express his imagination as a writer.

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In the words of Carla Smith 1924. “Done Sold My Soul To The Devil (And My Heart’s Done Turned To Stone)”

Every blues guitarist knows the story of Robert Johnson. The legendary blues pioneer that allegedly sold his soul to the devil to be able to play his here gee-tar real good! This is one of the best urban legends of all time and is said to have cursed many great stars who all died at the tender age of 27. Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Kurt Cobain, and Jim Morrison all died at this age. And there are others. Rolling stone Read the rest of this entry »