The Simpson’s say the darndest things. With 428 episodes available I’m sure they could write a pretty hefty book full of the greatest Simpson’s quotes of all time. Here are some of the best that I have been able to find. Enjoy! Its hilarious
Homer: Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose: it’s how drunk you get
Comic Book Guy: Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
Homer: You don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way.
